New Diva Accessory - New Rhea Hawke Earrings

Hello My Darlings!  A little announcement from moi!

Girl friends like to shop (well at least I do, especially if it's CLASSY, DEBONAIRE
AND YOU GOT IT  "IN YOUR FACE - FLASHY"). You never know what "GUYS" WILL BE LOOKING - HA HA.  Ask my human!

When she in her studio, I disrupt her and send her into tizzy by sitting on her work bench, pushing all the jewellery aside! Stretching with my big paws -- ha yes.   You should see  MESS I MAKE !!

If I'm lucky, I'll find a necklace or two dig my paws into and run around with the chain, then it gets all tangles in knots (laughing --- wry smile)!!!!.
Then, I'll hide it on her and play the detective (naw I am a good Diva when I want to be..OR NOT)!!

I did find a great find though at this on line shop you might be interested in!
I have a feeling (umm there is more to come)!!!!

Sterling Silver Earrings = A must have for a Diva! Just recently launched in Montreal
and available now!!  Divas hit the floor running !!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/85123827/sterling-silver-earrings-rhea-hawke

I found a treasure today at my friend Vanessa's shop!

Well now you never know what you might find shopping!

Well Darlings this is a little note from me to you..............see you next time............

Keep those humans guessing...........................(wink wink)!!!

Diva Demands and the PAWS Principle

September 30, 2010

“Hello My Darlings”:

Today, I’m going to share with you some ‘cat secrets’ and tools to manipulate your humans!  I simply call them Diva Demands.  We will be looking at how tools can be used during the day at feeding times.

Use the PAWS Principal: Persistence, Attitude, Will and Stealth.

Breakfast:  I call this the ‘dawn chorus;’ get those humans REALLY ANNOYED. Wake them up while they are trying to sleep!  Watch to see if their eyes are shut, jump on the bed and in a loud earth shattering meow scream in their ear! That should do it.  If they are heavy sleepers, sit outside of the bedroom door way or living room and use your best opera voice, the higher the octave the better.  They usually will respond.  If that doesn’t, see if a guest is in the house and use the same procedure.  Now you will have two humans annoyed, you get your breakfast and the servants have bowed down to your demands.  Remember: the Diva rules the roost.

Give it to ME or I'LL SCREAM MY HEAD OFF!!

Lunch:  You can be more creative here darlings, as the humans will be alerted to your ASB (Attention Seeking Behaviour).   Try to use a little strategy here, darlings! Think of humans as chess pieces that can be easily manipulated (at will).  When the food is on the table (and they are not looking) steal a morsel from one of the plates, whatever is closest to the edge or on top. Keep checking your field of vision and use your nose and ears to alert you of any movement. 

Keep a heads-up on the humans movements!

Ha yes, a little EXTRA drama to TUG at their hearts
---works all the time!!

Supper:  Ah yes, these humans are bound to be tired so you can get them at their weakest. Run around, scream in their faces. As they are preparing their meal, sit and observe them. In an operatic voice scream and howl until they are simply dizzy. Remember my story about the Pizza Party. Sit on the floor at the supper table, look at each one of them intently in their eyes.

I will hypnotize you NOW! "I will steal your food"

Well what! Obey me or ELSE!

 Screw up your face into scary mode, widen and make your eyes into slits….then meow braking their attention and conversation.  If there are two humans, move your head from right to left and maintain eye contact.  Use drama in your voice repertoire (trills, screech, meow and octaves) by changing up the tone and intensity.

Remember darlings, YOU always have the last word – humans are here to SERVE!!

Apply the PAWS Principles everyday – if you have any stories or tools to share, let me know.

So what -- think  I'm sleeping? Guess again - I'm planning THE  NEXT ATTACK!

Ciao, Darlings!


"Happy Birthday Sterling" &^. .^&

Pedicure PLEASE

Excuse me -- hands OFF the paws...do you have MY permission?

MOMMA ........'I'M TICKLISH" 

......EKKKKKKKSSS  - 

Who's The Fairest of Them All

Miss Diva after a shopping trip with her companion parent. We found this lovely Bradex plate

at Good Will. It was stacked on a shelf with 4 others, I kept pointing with my paws..... the look, look mummy ...'my look alike' kitten.

when that didn't work I kept 'meowing, and meowing' until it became a chorus - with people looking at me (blushing as Miss Diva remembers the moment).   

I fell in love with this, as it brought back memories of my own childhood, spending hours, like most women,

preening, washing whiskers and paws before going out on that oh so important date!! (smiling at the thought).

It wasn't so long ago that I was that playful kitten, chasing feathers, rolled up pieces of paper and anything that moved - yes even moving feet.  I had to be extra careful not to get tangled up in my moms feet, especially at dinner time, when the wafting cooking of chicken fills my nose with delightful aromas.

Well, I hope there is chicken in the menu tonight --- well, maybe F I S H~!

We did some research on the internet when we got home. What we found was this.

The Cat Fanciers Federation Inc, endorsed this pate (of many) in 1919 "to promote the welfare and betterment of the cat"

Crafted by W.F. George in 1992

This plate is entitle "Who's The Fairest of Them All" by Frank Paton, first issue in the Victorian Cat Capers

featuring romantic cats in Victorian settings.

Hello, do you like my new crocs?  Well, now that my parent is out of the room, I decided to find my favorite

spot and curl up behind the printer (sush - that's a secret).   I love shoes of any kind, and like now, I've always slept in

my companions shoes, slippers even sandals.  Well, I have always like to be different and show my unique character - as most Diva's do~~!!  I'm sure you have your own tastes in style...like me?

Mummy, please TURN THE CAMERA OFF, i'm a DIVA don't you know??

Can't you see i'm trying to sleep and have 40 w i n k s?  I'm trying settle into these crocs

to get the right feel. Who said they have to be worn on the feet, I think they make terrific pillows.

Want to try them - go on~

Oh, it's been a sleepy day, even my mummy (parent companion) had a good

day of snoozing. I guess we just needed it. We had our fill of Hot Cross Buns

with orange lemon marmalade - slightly warmed to bring out the flavor.

Plenty of coffee to wash it all down.........well, I'd love to hear from you

with your comments and own reflections of your childhood memories -- for now...(yawning and purring in contentment ......  

To my adoring fans, known and those awaiting to be discovered... {Waving with right paw and smiling }as she drifts into 'snoozing cat land'.   ciao baby-- until the next ........"Jennies Jotting the Diva File"....

Oh yes, "Happy Easter"...hope you get lots of fish and chicken....for my human friends....

refined dark chocolate as I understand that is the very best".

The Diva Files

Hello, welcome to 'The Diva Files'. I have asked the assistance of my human companion with the task of writing; I haven't quite mastered holding the pen in my paws as yet.  Don't laugh you should try it :~)

Well, now about me.  I am a cute girl, who is 7 years old.  Like most young cats, I'm very active and interested in many things -- you might be too?

I love fine dining, and writing stories about my human friends. (paw pointing to nose - shush --) chicken and dare we say it 'f i s h'.  I'm also a bit of a Diva - in a nice way of course aren't most kitties?
I also live with a special friend of mine, Cat Teddy she has been featured and has a very special friend, do have a look won't you.:~)
http://toulouseletrek.com/

I sure would love to share stories with you..as I have a lot to say.  Do write back and feel free to comment.

Yawn, stretch, it's time for my dinner, have you had yours yet?  I'm dancing around in circles trying to get my parents attention (mewow, mewow...what else can I do to get her attention - tisk, tisk, a Diva needs to be fed!!  Then we can curl up later and watch a movie....oh it's sure is a 'cat's life'...

Talk to you soon......Miss Jenni (the Diva, of course!),
{purring, she points her right paw in front of the monitor waving to her fans as she exits stage left}