Hello Dear Fans!

A little chronicle from my files as I write ....yes from delightful, Vienna.

As I look down from my hotel bay window, humans are in a rush to get to the Konditorei for mid-afternoon pick me of mouthwatering pastries and excellent coffee!

Austria, is so remarkable, the sounds of music, and much more.  I love Vienna, steeped in history and culture......like a fine wine. Magical, fun, a trip of a life time......escaping from my human..just to get away from it all (cat snickering).

Jet lag will catch up - but not until I write - LOL

A Konditorei typically offers a wide variety of pastries and is like a little café. In Germany, Austria and Israel it is a very popular custom to go to a Konditorei to have a cake and some coffee or hot chocolate mid-afternoon.



There is a lot more ..................


on my blog (Diva Paws for Advise) here....City to City - Vienna

A Konditorei typically offers a wide variety of pastries and is like a little café. In Germany, Austria and Israel it is a very popular custom to go to a Konditorei to have a cake and some coffee or hot chocolate mid-afternoon - See more at: http://divapaws4advice.blogspot.ca/#sthash.r8YsnIPx.dpuf

A Konditorei typically offers a wide variety of pastries and is like a little café. In Germany, Austria and Israel it is a very popular custom to go to a Konditorei to have a cake and some coffee or hot chocolate mid-afternoon. - See more at: http://divapaws4advice.blogspot.ca/#sthash.r8YsnIPx.dpuf

A Konditorei typically offers a wide variety of pastries and is like a little café. In Germany, Austria and Israel it is a very popular custom to go to a Konditorei to have a cake and some coffee or hot chocolate mid-afternoon. - See more at: http://divapaws4advice.blogspot.ca/#sthash.r8YsnIPx.dpuf

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Take care ..............socialize for a PURFECT DAY.... (oh, my friends have just called me away for cream and cappuccino)!!!

....claps paws together...whisks out the a dramatic flurry...................

MEOW.................................!!!!!

I guess the CAT NAP will have to wait....

Diva File Chronicles - Christmas Boxing Day Edition

A little quiet moment to reflect

From the Desk of the Diva File Chronicles:

A little note from my
feasting and visiting !

I have been enjoying Christmas and Boxing Day with my family and friends.....phew......this pencil is getting heavy...or is that too much weight in my paws from eating Organic chicken???? Not to say of the fully tummy!!!!! (ummm hummm)!

I SAY this:  party ON

Well sooner or later you WRITER'S younger or older have to put the pens down and SOCIALIZE....HAVE FUN...EAT DRINK AND BE MERRY!!!!

In my other column, I speak the value of Christmas, Boxing Day and relaxing!!!!    Tis the season to just enjoy ..........!!!!


http://divapaws4advice.blogspot.ca/2012/12/christmas-day-boxing-day.html


Count our blessings and paws too for that matter!!!

MY remedy for too much chicken is to watch a movie......:!!!

I hope you continue to have a marvellous time, Christmas, Hanukkah, or however you celebrate....

do it with FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!!!

"DIVA PAWS 4 ADVISE"

Be sure to visit my other blog site:  http://divapaws4advice.blogspot.ca/2012/12/christmas-day-boxing-day.html

Opps I just broke my pencil................................a good excuse to have fun now!!!!!!

Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year!!

 Bribe your HUMAN with this MIN/CE MEAT

I hope your PAWS are not too TIRED?



We like to try and stay a head of the game...(turkey, ham, pigeon pie) by making lists and having good (human admin) at our "beck and call"  not not 'Deck the Halls'.....although we like to decorate too.  My
good friend of DivaPaws4advise always has some good advise!

http://divapaws4advice.blogspot.ca/2012/12/christmas-is-just-around-corner-darlings.html


As a busy writer, trying to finish my book, I always rely on my HUMAN HELP!!

"Many hands make light work".

Gifts for the little wee folk

Tree bobbles ready for the Swatting LOL!

Lots of things to do this time of year....you have to have LOTS OF HELPERS AND PATIENCE......(Yawn.....)

A delightful bowl of milk is a delicious way of getting through the work load of the MUSE!!

Always make time to write, and take time for a break!

Snack attack - ready to go

"Have a Wonderful Christmas Time"

 Be sure to visit my other blog page http://divapaws4advice.blogspot.ca/2012/12/christmas-is-just-around-corner-darlings.html


Keep those thoughts FRESH, PENCILS SHARP AND STAY IN THE MUSE!!!

All the very best to you and your cat/kitten families - see you in 2013.


"Diva"............................................*&^..^&*

One Big Party - Christmas to New Years 2012

                       

Hello My Darlings!

Well, what is a girl to do but simply relax and sleep off the flurry of activity between pre-Christmas, Christmas, pre-New Years Eve and New Year Eve! Hob-knobbing with the elite, a full social calendar, lists, phone calls and communication and chilling with my best friends … all kept my paws hopping!

Let’s PARTEEE! Diva Style!

With a bowl of milk beside me … And viewing my celeb list … Let me think ... now … stretching the Diva brain!

Well, Cat Teddy is helping me with my Lists! What is a Diva to do but enlist the help of friends - such a lot to do and get it just right? "Many Paws make light work" Besides I had to SUPERVISE human activity too! LOL!!!

Canadian Christmas Eve! 

A tourtière is a meat pie originating from Quebec, usually made with minced pork and/or veal, or beef. It’s a traditional part of the Christmas and/or Christmas. Delicious wafts of beef and port drifted into the air to the delight of my guests!

Traditional Christmas pudding — Woo wee "pyrogenics"

Watch out for your tail! My human companion shared with me her stories of her home traditions: The rich pudding is carefully placed in an earthen ware dish. Holly is usually place in centre. A heaping dash of 4-star brandy dressed the pudding in style. A wish is made. The blue flame and brandy mingle for a moment, giving way to lovely aromas of the brandy that linger in the air with memories of Christmas’s before! My whiskers and moon eyes became glazed over.

Cat Teddy and Toulouse responded with a chorus of ‘oh’s and ah’s that filled the room in a symphony of wonder!!  My human remarked (with a twinkle in her eyes.). "You only need a morsel of this delicious pudding as it is so richly topped with cream, of course."

Cat Teddy’s eyes are wide open. Laughing hysterically, she almost lands face first in the cream. Ummm, did she have too much Sherry?!!

Pre-New Years Eve - My FIRST taste of DUCK

The aromas filled the air with gamey textures, not like chicken but something differing.
My whiskers quivered in expectation. It was overwhelming, mouth drooling … Time to plan some strategy to steal!!!  Woo hoo!

This is how you DO IT:

Step 1: Observe your humans -- make sure they have had wine (observe to see if they are slightly tipsy. Watch for the visual clues: glazed over expression, DROOPING eye lids and a general lull in the conversation.

Step 2:  With steely determination, LEAP onto a chair -- attack and run!!

TIPS:  use your body as a shield! Savor the moment and use furniture to block humans from getting your food! It works ALL THE TIME - especially if you give them the 'ROYAL HISS' LOL. Any self respecting Dog or HUMAN will BACK OFF!!

Whiskers quivering in delight! I almost had to have my GLASSES on to focus this close LOL!!

I shall look forward to writing more blogs … I'm actually thinking of setting up an email address where you can write to me. You may actually get some free advice on HOW TO DEAL WITH THOSE HUMANS - And Canine companions … LOL -- Watch this space!

My Darlings - HAPPY NEW YEAR  to all my adoring fans!

Most compelling Video: Outer Diverse - Diva Recommended!!

♥•*   Having you been longing to watch a compelling video, with wonderful music, emotion and compelling drama!  Well I just did and here are my review!!!  


Rhea Hawke is my new Diva idol......she can be yours too ♥¸.•*´)¸.•* .


After you have seen it go to Amazon and buy the book!!!

*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*This is a most compelling video, so full of passion, intrigue, tension!
struggle, longing, unrest I have seen in a very long time! The music beautifully captures the setting in this video. A stellar piece of work by Nina Munteanu.


The art work is stunning and I can hardly wait to get my copy of this book Do remember to vote for Cost Gurgi at the Aurora's in January for  his incredible art work*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*. 


Wow, this has got me purring!




!^,,^The link is on the upper right of the my blog page.....don't miss it.^,,^!

More Accessories - "Rhea Hawke" Clip-On Earrings

Hello, my Darlings - I'm back this time with more earrings!

Well, it was a day for shopping and getting those special items

no point waiting until the last minute!

She how hesitates is LOST or gets LEFT IN THE QUEUE!!

 This was a new version of "Going Down Memory Lane" or what you call "Retro"
It use to be you could find "Clip-On" earrings when it was all the rage! Then I guess modern with new styles Darling?  What's a girl to do... JUST GET NEW PROPS!!   Well for you ladies and gals you can now wear these "Up Market" earrings.  They look just like dangle earrings, I bet they feel great. Well, as i don't have very big ear lobs I have to cheat......ha ha.   Double sided tape won't do it - ha ha.

Wow these are really Sparkly!  Purrfect for the Opera or "Opening Night"!!  InspiredDesigns4YOU

I've heard these are extra special as they were inspired by a brand new book "Outer Diverse - The Splintered Universe Trilogy by Nina Munteanu  recently launched in Montreal on October 15, 2011.  Now Darlings, you can have your own earrings here is the link:

Outer-Diverse-Nina-Munteanu
For some great reading you can get the book too
I'm going shopping again to get mine while they are still HOT!!!

We saw these Southwestern "clip-on" style too!

I think my Auntie Maude will like these she's 'Classy"

Well Darlings, I had better get some "ZNOOZIES' in it's been quite an exciting day! See you next time!

New Diva Accessory - New Rhea Hawke Earrings

Hello My Darlings!  A little announcement from moi!

Girl friends like to shop (well at least I do, especially if it's CLASSY, DEBONAIRE
AND YOU GOT IT  "IN YOUR FACE - FLASHY"). You never know what "GUYS" WILL BE LOOKING - HA HA.  Ask my human!

When she in her studio, I disrupt her and send her into tizzy by sitting on her work bench, pushing all the jewellery aside! Stretching with my big paws -- ha yes.   You should see  MESS I MAKE !!

If I'm lucky, I'll find a necklace or two dig my paws into and run around with the chain, then it gets all tangles in knots (laughing --- wry smile)!!!!.
Then, I'll hide it on her and play the detective (naw I am a good Diva when I want to be..OR NOT)!!

I did find a great find though at this on line shop you might be interested in!
I have a feeling (umm there is more to come)!!!!

Sterling Silver Earrings = A must have for a Diva! Just recently launched in Montreal
and available now!!  Divas hit the floor running !!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/85123827/sterling-silver-earrings-rhea-hawke

I found a treasure today at my friend Vanessa's shop!

Well now you never know what you might find shopping!

Well Darlings this is a little note from me to you..............see you next time............

Keep those humans guessing...........................(wink wink)!!!

Rainy Days and Contemplating the MUSE

Hello Darlings! Well, well, what is a kitten to do in the RAIN...simply get into the M U S E! That is it now:  paws poised, comfy pen ready, I grab that notebook and start to WRITE. That is what my coach Nina says! "Let the MUSE come to you and don't worry about it darlings"!  Well, I went to the beach!  No self respecting dog would wear those 'dog rain boots' and I'm no exception.  Simply take your Chauffeur along and make him carry YOU! That is what he's paid to do!

Who ever created the expression "It's raining cat's and dogs"! For goodness sakes, do humans think we simply DROP OUT OF THE SKY WITH PARACHUTES??  Ha ha!  Only in movies or IF YOU ARE LUCKY TO HAVE A GOOD STAND-IN! Then you'd have to pay them a years supply of cat food!

Well it's pouring Toronto so I am A+ MUSED

I decided to have a little picnic by the beach.....plenty of "fish to fry" here. I was a little out of practice.These Lake Trout are pretty quick, and I'm not swimming in Lake Ontario to get my DINNER...THAT IS WHAT HUMANS ARE FOR --"GO AND FETCH IT - NOW"!!



Did you know you can find plenty of treasurers after a BIG STORM!  The SEA does all the work for you - ha ha.  Simply "nip out early" to get the best spoils.  Dig like furry with your paws; keep looking around for these pesky crabs or other urchins.   I got caught once by a huge crab holding my paws in vice-grip and wouldn't let go, until I let out a HUGE HISS AND SCREAMED MY BEST OPERA VOICE !!! I even scared the kids!

That got me thinking about another fish story. I was visiting my family in England once --stay away from those nasty Fish Paste sandwiches, darling! They only bring them out at birthday parties and high church holidays or if the Vicar is expected at gatherings. Aunty Maude usually has this on her menu. Politely avoid those cucumber sandwiches (unless you like them, otherwise you have to wash them down with a Spider Plant for dessert and we all know what that does - ha ha!!!). I savored the robust aroma of a Lady Grey Tea. It tickled my whiskers, wafting through the crisp air, tickling my nose with vibrant scents.   A spoonful of honey - swimming in the tea cup as it cascades, swirling motion  bottom of the cup to be enjoyed later! Unless I get my paws into it first.....................!

Ah Yes DarlingS,  planing another scheme to out wit my HUMANS!!!

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Treasures at the Beach! You might find a PEARL or two for your wardrobe or even some Jasper Gemstones!

Ah yes, this must be McAngus "Beach n Residence" dog. Otherwise know as the Inspector

Someone left their Business card - like a note inside a BOTTLE!

Well Darlings, I found some nice jewellery to add to my collection. Purfect for those outings or at the THEATRE!!

When you are at a loss of what to do, use YOUR  imagination get that notebook and pen, simply A MUSE
YOURSELF!!!

Looking forward to seeing you next time ----- in the MUSE

A purrect day Diva style

 Hello My Darlings!
Thought I'd share with you some of my favorite things to do!

Selective listening or I'm ignoring you pose!

Ooh wee Sour something --
better get Toulouse LeTrek advice on this?

Well - doing what Divas do best after a meal - SLEEP!!
Then perhaps time to chase a few mice or make humans dizzy. 

Diva Demands and the PAWS Principle

September 30, 2010

“Hello My Darlings”:

Today, I’m going to share with you some ‘cat secrets’ and tools to manipulate your humans!  I simply call them Diva Demands.  We will be looking at how tools can be used during the day at feeding times.

Use the PAWS Principal: Persistence, Attitude, Will and Stealth.

Breakfast:  I call this the ‘dawn chorus;’ get those humans REALLY ANNOYED. Wake them up while they are trying to sleep!  Watch to see if their eyes are shut, jump on the bed and in a loud earth shattering meow scream in their ear! That should do it.  If they are heavy sleepers, sit outside of the bedroom door way or living room and use your best opera voice, the higher the octave the better.  They usually will respond.  If that doesn’t, see if a guest is in the house and use the same procedure.  Now you will have two humans annoyed, you get your breakfast and the servants have bowed down to your demands.  Remember: the Diva rules the roost.

Give it to ME or I'LL SCREAM MY HEAD OFF!!

Lunch:  You can be more creative here darlings, as the humans will be alerted to your ASB (Attention Seeking Behaviour).   Try to use a little strategy here, darlings! Think of humans as chess pieces that can be easily manipulated (at will).  When the food is on the table (and they are not looking) steal a morsel from one of the plates, whatever is closest to the edge or on top. Keep checking your field of vision and use your nose and ears to alert you of any movement. 

Keep a heads-up on the humans movements!

Ha yes, a little EXTRA drama to TUG at their hearts
---works all the time!!

Supper:  Ah yes, these humans are bound to be tired so you can get them at their weakest. Run around, scream in their faces. As they are preparing their meal, sit and observe them. In an operatic voice scream and howl until they are simply dizzy. Remember my story about the Pizza Party. Sit on the floor at the supper table, look at each one of them intently in their eyes.

I will hypnotize you NOW! "I will steal your food"

Well what! Obey me or ELSE!

 Screw up your face into scary mode, widen and make your eyes into slits….then meow braking their attention and conversation.  If there are two humans, move your head from right to left and maintain eye contact.  Use drama in your voice repertoire (trills, screech, meow and octaves) by changing up the tone and intensity.

Remember darlings, YOU always have the last word – humans are here to SERVE!!

Apply the PAWS Principles everyday – if you have any stories or tools to share, let me know.

So what -- think  I'm sleeping? Guess again - I'm planning THE  NEXT ATTACK!

Ciao, Darlings!


"Happy Birthday Sterling" &^. .^&

Things to do on a Rainy Day - Diva Style

Darlings do you have your brolly?

Breakfast @ 'TIFFANY.S !

All my world IS THE STAGE!